Monday, December 12, 2011

great metaphor

a book at the dallas heritage village totally described the scene at teddy's this weekend:

Saturday, December 10, 2011

siri and mom

(while showing mom the features of the siri):

me: siri, call mommy.

siri: which number of mommy do you want me to call?

mom: how did she get my number???

me: ... it was already on my phone.

mom: (looks confused, studies phone and sees her icon attached to her number) how did she get my photo?

me: ....

Monday, December 5, 2011

undergrad encore une fois?

email received today: " god you would end up with an MIT nerd you met at a gay club."

as i wrote the title of the post in franglish, the same person started chatting with me in the same dialect: "yes, that is le plan
from le facebook"

= AWESOMENESS. i think the match neon hoop earrings and ballet skirts really bonded us together in france in 2004.

Monday, November 28, 2011

grad school fail #105

one of the trainers at the gym asked to see my new iphone. he started speaking to siri and asked her to play a song. apparently siri plays the songs in order on my itunes.

he started listening and then was confused. the first "songs" on my itunes were from the Woodcock-Johnson assessment testing cd - story recall.

examples from these "songs" include: "Julie likes to catch butterflies. Then she lets them go"

i tried to explain that i had music, and those are for testing children with potential learning disabilities. the more i tried to explain, the more confused he looked, and i just probably should've given up even trying to explain that i'm a normal person that has music on my iphone...

Saturday, November 26, 2011

reminds me of undergrad...

unlike this fool, i think i drew the same thing for my biology 100 lab class, except i put "JUST KIDDING" and still received credit.
oh memories...

Tuesday, November 22, 2011

support from RAs

Due to my unfortunate mugging, I emailed asking one of the RAs for the code to get into the lab because I no longer have my key.
My loyal RA of 2.5 years immediately wrote me back Saturday night at 12:44am:
"I'm so sorry. Ima f*** the guy up. Wow I'm so angry and pissed"

I'm really grateful for my friends (and RAs) support these past few days!! It really means a lot!