fear factor

me: turtle, tell me something scary so i'll stop hiccuping!
turtle (thinking): teen mom was cancelled today
me: do you think that that would really scare me? seriously...

(i immediately stopped hiccuping). <3 <3 <3 teen mom <3 <3 <3

CBT for kitties

because i don't have any therapy patients this year, i tried to use my cbt skillzz to teach my kitty sit like a lady. i don't know how much of the cognitive part she actually listened to though. i'll attribute that to kitty adhd.

road to becoming a great psychologist

2 reasons in the past 12 hours i know my education is paying off:


1st reason: giving people inspiration to live their dreams

email sent to me at 2:22am, saturday july 9:
"well, I made out with a 21 year old tonight! just thought you would appreciate it. I guess dreams really do come true."


2nd reason: getting the look of the psychologist down

friday night convo, with turtle and another stellar grad student:
turtle: "You guys have the same look. Did you plan it?"
grad student: "No. That's the look of judgement""

angry birds

scene: dad playing angry birds for hours after introducing it to him today.

mom: this is your fault that he can't stop playing with the birdies.

decrowned

mom: you need to stat making your own breakfast. you are 28. you no longer wear the crown. it was given to the two kitties.

Les filles en france

Valerie without the girls:
Roquette: we just read books and watched that porn on the tv. We were like an old married couple
Momma m: I don't think that's what old married couples do...


Last night at the hotel:
Roquette: why don't you find us some nice porn on the tv Valerie?

Wisdom from an european

Me: yeah at the monthly gun shows you can buy tasers and brass knuckles

European: Texas seems like a great place to live, for a white man