Monday, December 12, 2011

great metaphor

a book at the dallas heritage village totally described the scene at teddy's this weekend:

Saturday, December 10, 2011

siri and mom

(while showing mom the features of the siri):

me: siri, call mommy.

siri: which number of mommy do you want me to call?

mom: how did she get my number???

me: ... it was already on my phone.

mom: (looks confused, studies phone and sees her icon attached to her number) how did she get my photo?

me: ....

Monday, December 5, 2011

undergrad encore une fois?

email received today: " god you would end up with an MIT nerd you met at a gay club."

as i wrote the title of the post in franglish, the same person started chatting with me in the same dialect: "yes, that is le plan
from le facebook"

= AWESOMENESS. i think the match neon hoop earrings and ballet skirts really bonded us together in france in 2004.