Sunday, September 18, 2011

more asian knowledge

mom talking about other people being ignorant: "... yeah, he has a lot of rice and mashed potatoes to eat"

Saturday, September 3, 2011

take me away please/the new 22

conversations via gchat instead of writing thesis or irb applications:


anon, almost 29 yrs old:
hey val, wanna move to london with me?

me:
YES

anon:
i have a new 23 year old lover

...

anon:
yeah, 23 is the new 22
all of mine have been 23

Thursday, September 1, 2011

someone needs therapy

conversation overheard yesterday: "you were pretending to be dead, so it turned me on"