fear factor

me: turtle, tell me something scary so i'll stop hiccuping!
turtle (thinking): teen mom was cancelled today
me: do you think that that would really scare me? seriously...

(i immediately stopped hiccuping). <3 <3 <3 teen mom <3 <3 <3

CBT for kitties

because i don't have any therapy patients this year, i tried to use my cbt skillzz to teach my kitty sit like a lady. i don't know how much of the cognitive part she actually listened to though. i'll attribute that to kitty adhd.

road to becoming a great psychologist

2 reasons in the past 12 hours i know my education is paying off:


1st reason: giving people inspiration to live their dreams

email sent to me at 2:22am, saturday july 9:
"well, I made out with a 21 year old tonight! just thought you would appreciate it. I guess dreams really do come true."


2nd reason: getting the look of the psychologist down

friday night convo, with turtle and another stellar grad student:
turtle: "You guys have the same look. Did you plan it?"
grad student: "No. That's the look of judgement""