mommy signing justin bieber:
Sunday, August 21, 2011
Friday, August 19, 2011
things I look forward to when I'm old
1. pretending to not understand something so i won't have to do it ("I forgot how to wash dishes... it's hard suffering from dementia...")
2. carrying a cane around and tripping small children and other people i dislike
3. peeing on the airplane floor like the great french actor gerard depardieu. take that AA. i will always remember that day in april 2011 where you made me beg to get on your shitty airplane when there was a 30+ waitlist.
come to think of it, i already do number 1. that means by the time i'm old i'll be even better at it. and another thank you to france for coming up with another great idea.
2. carrying a cane around and tripping small children and other people i dislike
3. peeing on the airplane floor like the great french actor gerard depardieu. take that AA. i will always remember that day in april 2011 where you made me beg to get on your shitty airplane when there was a 30+ waitlist.
come to think of it, i already do number 1. that means by the time i'm old i'll be even better at it. and another thank you to france for coming up with another great idea.
Wednesday, August 17, 2011
addicted to teen mom
someone has their eyes glued to the newest teen mom episode. zora might need a "i watch teen mom too much" intervention.
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